Ditch  -  Sam Baker
Capo at the 4th fret to play along with Sam's CD "SAY GRACE"
Chosen to the "ROLLING STONE MAGAZINES 100 Best Songs of 2013"

CHORUS:
G - Em     I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C              I got a crazy-ass wife
D              got a baby on the way
G              glad I got work
Em           glad I got pay
C - D - G  I’m crawling back down in the ditch today

the crew’s a bunch of stoners
the boss is a shit
be a miracle if one of us
does not get hit
by a ton of pipe
on a cheap ass chain
swinging round the sky
in this pouring ass rain

CHORUS

my crazy-ass wife
she’s nutty as her brother
supposed to marry rich
according to her mother
supposed to marry up
now she is knocked up down
by a poor man
wrestling a pipe in the ground

CHORUS

C - D        my wife god bless her and for what it is worth
G              thinks she and taylor swift
Em           were twins at birth
G - Em     separated     at birth
C              earth to wife
D              wife to earth

CHORUS:
G - Em     I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C              I got a crazy-ass wife
D              got a baby on the way
G              glad I got work
Em           glad I got pay
C - D - G  I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
G              glad I got work
Em           glad I got pay
C - D - G  I’m crawling back down in the ditch today

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